1984 Mac Intro

What I've been spending all of my time on.

Completely.

hahahahawhaaat?

That's what every girl should know, if she wants to catch a beau.

Femininity - Summer Magic 1963 (One of my all time favorites. But Molly and I realized that every single actor, even the extras, have blue eyes.)

Moods are contagious.

Professor James Fowler of the University of California, said each 'unhappy connection' decreased the chance of a person being happy by seven per cent.

However, the effect works both ways with each 'happy connection' increasing the chance of a person's happiness by nine per cent.

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Gone Goldfishin'

Visuals by Alyz.

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So cool.

Exactly

BOOM!

Why they're scared.

By way of McSweeney's

A Candiru Issues an Apology
From Inside Your Urethra.

BY ISAAC ROOKS

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Oh, wow. You know, I've heard about this happening, but I guess I always thought it was just an urban legend.

I never really thought it could happen to me.

OK, first things first: I'm sorry.

No, seriously, I'm really sorry. If I could retract my spines and swim right back out, believe me, I would. But I can no more do that than I can stop and ask myself, "OK, you smell ammonia, but where is it coming from? Is that a fish's gill or is it a penis?" These things are just hardwired into me.

I realize that this whole thing is a massive inconvenience for you and that your day has basically been ruined. Even if you get some ice cream or something after this is over, it will still probably be the worst day of your life. But let's get one thing straight: no one is happy with the way this worked out. Do you think I want to be inside your penis? Do you think this is what all those millions of years of evolution have been building up to?

No.

This was all a huge misunderstanding.

Really, I'm the one who should be mad here. Seriously, you have to have heard about me. Would it have been that much effort to just hold it in for a few minutes? But, no, you had to go right away. How'd that work out for you?

Oh, quit crying. You're just embarrassing yourself. I mean, look at me. I'm taking this so much better than you and I'm the one with the real raw deal. When this is all over, you're going to have an amazing story, but this is it for me.

I'm going to die.

Not only that: I'm going to die inside your penis.

You just think about that.

They're coming for you.

I wish I'd been on one of these.

Ah What Can You Do? Nobody Knows Me At All

Nobody Knows Me At All - The Weepies

mrow.

♥

They don't taste good.

2 hours late...

Another Trailer rather than a scene... whoops

WARNING WARNING the last few seconds is an assault on your ears.

show me some skin I might bite it.

Wicked Way- Ben Taylor

My new favorite song.

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The Project.

BAH HUMBUG

OH HO

aw.

Seriously guys.

I haven't seen snow in nearly a year.

When I recently rewatched this movie the part with all the "I believe" signs made me bawl.

I totally believe in Santa, by the way.

Also, yeah, it's a trailer, rather than a scene.

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NYC Parks has informed us that they will no longer allow un-permitted pillow
fights to take place, and they will use the NYPD to stop them if necessary, as
they have to several other pillow fight organizers since March.

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This might just be my favorite Christmas song.

WHOA

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:)

Question: How do I know if a girl loves me or not? —Ajay

Answer: If one night you go out drinking and end up back at her place, pass out together on the bed with your shoes on, and wake up a few hours later only to discover that you’ve peed the bed, which she takes in stride, changes the sheets, and then the next morning has a laugh about it, later leaves some pamphlets from the local health clinic about child bedwetters in your mailbox, and eventually after a few weeks tells your friends but never, ever tells hers: She loves you.

If she knows what song is coming next on the mix CD you made her: She loves you.

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If you’re Gael Garcia Bernal: She loves you.

If you’re not Gael Garcia Bernal, but you’re willing to sit through a “GGB” marathon and agree for 10 consecutive hours that he is indeed the most beautiful and talented man alive—and so down-to-earth, too!—and afterward agree that his portrayal of Che Guevara would have earned an Oscar nod were it not for the implicit politics, agree that taking Spanish classes is a great idea, or salsa, or tango, whatever, agree, agree, agree, and that night lying in bed after sex that ends with her screaming, “Si! Si!” wonder aloud, “But you’re happy with me, right?”: She loves you, man—no one can compete with that Latin bastard. Forget about it.

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If she’s a zombie: She loves you, but only for your brains.

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If she ever says the words, “I hate you”: She loves you. Or she did at one point, anyway.

the whole shebang

you can tell how old the tree is by counting it's colors.

I make no sense.

I have fond memories of this movie.

Amazing.

When he was 3, Ethan asked his parents for piano lessons. "They're like, 'You know what, I don't think you can have piano lessons, because you're still in diapers.' So I listened to every note of Mozart's 'Alla Turca,' and I started playing, and they're like, 'Wait, the audio's not on, so who is it? Oh man.' They thought it was a ghost or something playing." When they found out who was really playing, Ethan was allowed to take piano lessons.

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:-/

whoa.

Love actually - To me, you're perfect

Today's

BURN

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Gotta Catch 'em All.

I'm totes in this group.

Click to enlarge.

Not worth trying.

9 reasons not to date a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

I'm actually not that huge into equations and things

I'm a little behind so this is for Wednesday AND Thursday

which is great because I couldn't decide between these two.

We watched it in Ireland and it ushered us into a nap.

True dat x 2

True dat.

Not the best music video

but one of my favorite songs

The Guy that Says Goodbye to You is Out of His Mind - Griffin House

Even though I'm scared of heights I'm not afraid of flying

I don't know that I'll ever get over my love of the peanuts.

one day closer to christmas.

Now, its not actually a scene, but, I think it's rather well done. and I like the song. And this was my first Christmas movie i watched this year.

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bahahahah

I think it should be referred to as the two million ball march.

Father: It was the Million Man March. It was a million men marching in the capital for our people.
Son: No girls? No moms?
Father: No girls, just men.
Son: So there was a million penises?
Father (trying to bring it back onto subject): Yes. But it was the Million Man March.
Son: So there were two million balls?
Father: That's not the point.
Son: But everybody had one penis and two balls, right?
Father: Presumably.

--4th St & 125th

I think for the next ten days I'll try to put up one Christmas video a day.

I'll start with this one. I've been saving it. It always puts me in a Christmas mood.

Little Women (1994) - Deck The Halls

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I actually imagine that used rainbows would be the best kind.

I love those dolls.

I'd tap that.

I guess I like frogs

The Most Painful Era

Girl on train helping her friend study: Think of a baby crawling back into the vagina and popping out again. That's the renaissance.

Chicago, Illinois

awesome

Things that feel like Christmas

1. Christmas trees (well, obv)
2. peppermint
3. decorating
4. Little Women
5. Love Actually
6. Mulled Wine
7. Snow
8. Breakfast
9. oranges in my father's stocking
10. gingerbread houses

awww.

I miss listening to this with Sarah.

Restless Farewell - Bob Dylan

leap frog

hahawwwwwhaaat?

I wish I could still remember the dance.

Kiss the Girl - Colbie Caillat

I love thinking that shadows have their own lives.